Liberal frontbencher tim smith acquired’t forestall attempting to dunk on dan andrews on twitter in some crucial schoolyard bullying bullshit and mate, are you able to provide it a fucking leisure already? In case you’ve indirectly missed it, we’re presently contained in the midst of an epidemic. It’s no longer precise. If we’re not cautious, a lot of people might wish to die. And right here in victoria, most fascinating dan andrews is attempting his bloody hardest to navigate via the murky waters of the coronavirus pandemic.
Optimistic, dan andrews has been a bit bit larger strict with victoria’s restrictions while in contrast with completely different states. Nonetheless at this diploma, we’ve got no fucking thought what the correct alternative is, and we received’t acknowledge till we’re looking again with hindsight as a result of that’s the character of an epidemic. Andrews is a great distance from good, however one man primarily has been taking the grievance to embarrassing new lengths this week, and that man is liberal frontbencher tim smith. Reasonably than doing a little factor productive along with his time, smith has seemingly spent every waking second of his life eager about dan andrews.
On wednesday night time, smith (who i’ll remind you is a liberal frontbencher and the shadow minister for planning & heritage, housing, inhabitants and close by authorities) took to twitter to name the gold commonplace a “friendless loser.”
oh, and allow’s now not neglect concerning the hashtag #danhasnomates. Certain. A “friendless loser,” any particular person get dan andrews a number of chilly water for that $ick burn, bro. However when you notion this became a number of type of insane lapse in judgement, suppose once more as a result of reality he’s no longer finest defended his actions, however has confirmed that he’ll keep to shitpost on twitter to push something schedule he’s in search of to push proper now. Extra as of late, smith took to twitter in the present day to ask the web’s “favored label” for andrews, with the alternate options along with “chairman dan” and “dictator dan,” declaring that the premier’s actions during the coronavirus pandemic makes him a number of type of tyrant.
In unsurprising info, smith’s replies had been nearly instantly flooded with human beings calling him a “large f-wit” and “an absolute douche-nozzle of epic proportions.” so right here’s hoping he can take the decision calling in addition to he can dish it. The mp has additionally dished unwell burns like “management freak wowser”, “dictator dan”, “schmuck” and even going up to now as to name andrews a “fear mongering doomsday propagandist.”
heck, he’s even been counselled by kingdom competitors chief michael o’brien as a result of seemingly it’s now not applicable to name the final word a “loony” all via a breakfast tv interview. Who knew? You’d be forgiven in case you notion you may have been studying via your salty ex-boyfriend/girl good friend’s private twitter. However no, it is a politician who apparently has not something higher to do for the state of victoria (or for his very personal leisure) than shitting on dan andrews.